Not Your Mom’s D.P.

Written by  //  November 18, 2010  //  Donnyblurbs  //  2 Comments

Dear creators of Table Topics:

In the future, you may want to give more thoughtful consideration to the manner in which you abbreviate things on your website.

I would hope that there is no such thing as “d.p.” in my mother’s world, but if there is, I’m aghast at the prospect of your promise: something even worse than my mom’s d.p.

Yours in sincerity,

Professor E. Q. Honeydew.

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Professor Honeydew is an esteemed Ph.D. (Dr. of Listology), espouser of unpopular culture, cognac enthusiast, and the founder/curator of the acclaimed One Track Mind.

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2 Comments on "Not Your Mom’s D.P."

  1. Dustin Edge November 19, 2010 at 10:15 am · Reply

    This started my day off just right…

  2. Rev. Theodore Marley Renwick-Renwick November 22, 2010 at 9:12 pm · Reply

    Merciful heaven! This is worse than the time my dear, sainted grandmother asked my uncle if he wanted sloppy seconds at Thanksgiving.

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