Not Your Mom’s D.P.
Dear creators of Table Topics:
In the future, you may want to give more thoughtful consideration to the manner in which you abbreviate things on your website.
I would hope that there is no such thing as “d.p.” in my mother’s world, but if there is, I’m aghast at the prospect of your promise: something even worse than my mom’s d.p.
Yours in sincerity,
Professor E. Q. Honeydew.