Now Taking Slogan Submissions
Written by Angora Holly Polo // December 1, 2010 // Donnyblurbs // 7 Comments
Donnybrook is about to embark upon a grandiose redesign for the next few months. We’re getting new e-chandeliers and a new Olympic-size e-swimming pool at the Manor.
We’ll probably keep our slogans “A society for cultural advancement” or sometimes the age-old “Elitism. Concern. Blazers with kerchiefs” or our part-time favorite “We’re laughing at you,” but we thought we’d open it up to the huddled masses to see if you all have any ideas for a slogan. If something is extra special, who knows. We might use it.
Some slogan ideas to get your mental wheels greased (we only use the most expensive unicorn lard, natch):
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Go yachts!
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: That was so Donnybrook of you.
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Even our horses have more servants than you!
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: I seem to have misplaced my throne in a delirious opium bender. Pray tell have you seen it, Gershwin?
Un, Deux, Trois, GO!
7 Comments on "Now Taking Slogan Submissions"
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Hit the Fucking Ball
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Put the Lotion in the Basket
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Ask Me About My Endowment
Ask me about my endowment. Tee hee hee hee!
Slogan idea improvised by Father Guido on Facebook –
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: We do it for the rich girls, the prep schools, the high-end hookers, the dandies, and the pools of cocaine.
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: You probably don’t even know what plebian means, do you?
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Because life is more pulchritudinous when seen through a monocle.
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: The Filet of The Internet (paraphrased from the Squid and The Whale)
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: So Unbelievably Fucking Rich
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: We’ll do the thinking for you.
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU. (But aww, don’t worry, we think you’re really great, too!)
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Workers of the world, bring us a cocktail!
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: le Sigh
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Aristocracy is exhausting
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Fuck dat Hipster Shit
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Where Great Minds Like To Think