Now Taking Slogan Submissions

Written by  //  December 1, 2010  //  Donnyblurbs  //  7 Comments

Donnybrook is about to embark upon a grandiose redesign for the next few months. We’re getting new e-chandeliers and a new Olympic-size e-swimming pool at the Manor.

We’ll probably keep our slogans “A society for cultural advancement” or sometimes the age-old “Elitism. Concern. Blazers with kerchiefs” or our part-time favorite “We’re laughing at you,” but we thought we’d open it up to the huddled masses to see if you all have any ideas for a slogan. If something is extra special, who knows. We might use it.

Some slogan ideas to get your mental wheels greased (we only use the most expensive unicorn lard, natch):

The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Go yachts!
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: That was so Donnybrook of you.
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Even our horses have more servants than you!
The Donnybrook Writing Academy: I seem to have misplaced my throne in a delirious opium bender. Pray tell have you seen it, Gershwin?

Un, Deux, Trois, GO!

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Angora Holly Polo is the Czar of Donnybrook Manor, moderator of leisure, purveyor of intrigue. You may email her offerings of gold at GoDonnybrook@Gmail.com.

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7 Comments on "Now Taking Slogan Submissions"

  1. Elliott December 1, 2010 at 4:16 pm · Reply

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Hit the Fucking Ball

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Put the Lotion in the Basket

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Ask Me About My Endowment

  2. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook December 1, 2010 at 4:35 pm · Reply

    Ask me about my endowment. Tee hee hee hee!

  3. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook December 2, 2010 at 11:10 am · Reply

    Slogan idea improvised by Father Guido on Facebook –

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: We do it for the rich girls, the prep schools, the high-end hookers, the dandies, and the pools of cocaine.

  4. Rbt. B. Rutherford December 2, 2010 at 11:43 am · Reply

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: You probably don’t even know what plebian means, do you?

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Because life is more pulchritudinous when seen through a monocle.

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: The Filet of The Internet (paraphrased from the Squid and The Whale)

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: So Unbelievably Fucking Rich

  5. Ivyy December 2, 2010 at 3:29 pm · Reply

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: We’ll do the thinking for you.

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU. (But aww, don’t worry, we think you’re really great, too!)

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Workers of the world, bring us a cocktail!

  6. Bang Tango'ed December 8, 2010 at 10:05 am · Reply

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: le Sigh

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Aristocracy is exhausting

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Fuck dat Hipster Shit

  7. ManBearPig December 8, 2010 at 9:34 pm · Reply

    The Donnybrook Writing Academy: Where Great Minds Like To Think

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