Patrick from Roger, Roll

This Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstar brings a certain air of bittersweetness, because we’ll only be able to claim him as Denver’s own for a few more days before the big bad city of Boston swallows him up. (Really, dude? Boston?!?!)

This week’s pick is…..

Patrick from Roger, Roll

The Donnybrook Board of Trustees has been dying to include Patrick in its formidable list of Fuckable Rockstars for quite some time. However, since Patrick was at the time a writer for The Donnybrook Writing Academy, we felt that to profile him would lack the journalistic integrity that our readers so admire in us.

But all that’s gone now. So don’t worry.

Name: Patrick

Band: Roger Roll, lead singer.

Status: Single, but leaving town…. Get ‘im while you can!!!

Why he’s this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Patrick is truly a man of all trades. He’s constantly recording music, writing novels, dancing, singing, arting, etc. He’s seriously good at everything, and we mean everything (wink).

Probable Lovemaking Style: Patrick has clearly been the Jack Kerouac of The Donnybrook Writing Academy- disappearing for months on end and then reappearing with 10,000 words written in 45 minutes on a bar napkin, the subject of which is how he can’t seem to write anything. Probably when Patrick gets it on with someone, he takes a solitary moment right before to sit down and say to himself, “How Would Jack Fuck (HWJF)?”

Possible Drawbacks: He’ll love you then leave you. For Boston (dude, seriously. Boston?! Are you sure?!?! You know its cold there, right?).

Where to find him: Roger, Roll plays The Hi-Dive this Friday April 18th at the Action Packed Thrill Ride CD Release show. Go buy him a drink and beg him to stay in town.