Problem of Leisure

Written by  //  November 2, 2007  //  The Conservatory, The Problem of Leisure  //  3 Comments

What to do for pleasure?

I am so lazy this week. I think I will lay on my floor and let my servants dangle shiny things above my face for thrills.

So, my darling writers – what are YOU doing this weekend?

Col. Hector Bravado:

Hopefully I’m going to have sex. The exact venue and participants are
unclear, but I want to be watching myself from the ceiling as she
takes me in her mouth with an approving and grateful "Mmmm," the room
lambent with flushed flesh, Tuaca and cocaine. I keep looking for
this event every week in Westword, but I never see it listed.

Editor’s note: stay tuned for the next Donnybrook Fellatio Tuaca Coke party.

Father Guido:

Friday:

Yesterday Del the Funky Homosapien and Devin the Dude began their trippy ride through the Front Range. They were at the Aggie up in Ft. Fun., and tonight they stop at Cervantes’ here in D-town. Sunday the Funky Dudes will be at the Fox up in Boulder. What do you think they’ll be doing on Saturday? I’d bet it has something to do with getting their "mile-high" on.

Also…

CD RELEASE!!!
Daily Afflictions are having a CD release party at Trilogy Wine Bar in Boulder. Blue Million Miles are also playing. I feel a bit like a matchmaker because I’ve been trying to get these two bands together for awhile now. Now that day has come, yeah!! This should be a really great show. Two of the Denver area’s best alternative blues-inspired bands rocking the house and, I’m sure, doing what they do best – drinking!

Sunday:

This is a great night to plan a hipster guy’s night out – two of the hottest girl bands will be in Boulder tonight. Our very own Bela Karoli will be playing at the Old Main Theater. Tegan & Sara are at the Boulder theater with kitchy girl rappers Northern State. WOW! Talk about a hot night out with some foxy hipstresses.

Benny St. Maur:

Me! Us! Show! Sunday night!

I just got back from band practice, and it’s sounding really good. Seriously. People are gonna want to see us. This is hands-down going to be the best Roger, Roll show yet.

Fritz Godard:

11/1-11/4
Gigantic trailer release party for the teaser of local production company’s Zombie-Western Horror flim, "Bury ‘em Deep," at Three Kings. Ghost Buffalo, Only Thunder, Eyes and Ears and Mike Neff. Drink jello shots till you look like a zombie!

There will be drink specials and zombie catering, as well as a free shit and a chance to win more free shit in a zombie dance off competion. All proceeds go to the victims of zombie attacks.

Angora: That’s right boys and girls, support your local charter to save victims of zombie attacks – and don’t let anyone tell you Donnybrook isn’t involved in charity organizations!

Have a good weekend!

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3 Comments on "Problem of Leisure"

  1. Anonymous November 2, 2007 at 10:15 am · Reply

    I want to hear more about this hipster guy’s night out. Will you guys drink PBR and go shopping for tight pants?

  2. n November 2, 2007 at 11:03 am · Reply

    PBR tastes like what I would imagine cat ear medicine tastes like…

  3. anton November 2, 2007 at 6:32 pm · Reply

    O my soul.

    Stay at home.

    Get sick on past-Halloween chocolate

    you bought for cheap at Walgreens.

    Talk to dead people.

    Write elegies.

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