Snobcast: For Fans Of Vampires

Written by  //  January 4, 2009  //  The Conservatory  //  1 Comment


Behind This Week’s Snobcast:


While I think vampires are definitely hot, I have not been able to understand the pure obsession with a book promoting abstinence by using one of folklore’s sexiest creatures. I’m looking at you Twilight. From what I’ve heard about this book, it involves a male vampire and a human girl in the most fucked-up of relationships. I mean, the vampire watches her in her sleep, treats her like his property and she is completely reliant on him to a screwed-up level. Yet somehow this relationship that, if real, we would all discourage, has become the biggest female fantasy since Johnny Depp was a pirate.

I can relate a little easier to the other big vampire hit of ’08, True Blood. At least in the Alan Ball HBO series based on the book series by Charlaine Harris the vamps and humans get it on. Plus, Anna Paquin is one of the sexiest actresses of our time. She’s been getting my blood flowing since before appearing in my second favorite movie of all time, Almost Famous.

So, for all you fang-banger wannabes, I have put together a Snobcast worthy of your blood lust. Every track is vampire or blood related, from Romance Bloody Romance: Remixes & B-Sides by Death From Above 1979 to the Castanets’, “You Are The Blood” you’re in for some music sure to have you up all night.

Track List:


“Romantic Rights (Marczech Makuziak Remix)” Death From Above 1979 Romance Bloody Romance: Remixes & B-Sides
“Untrue” Burial Untrue
“No Fear For Setting The Sun” Amon Amarth Twilight Of The Thunder God
Vampires In The Mirror” The Swayback Long Gone Lads
“72 Virgins (Bloody Beetroots Remix)” Shitdisco The Emanator
Blood on the Motorway” DJ Shadow The Private Press
“Young Bloods” The Bronx The Bronx III
“Exit Music (For a Film)” Vampire Weekend Stereogum Presents… OKX: A Tribute To OK Computer
Blood Is Clean” Speck Mountain Summer Above
“Gleemer (The Deeds of Fertile Jim)” Guided by Voices Vampire On Titus
“We Suck Young Blood. (Your Time Is Up.)” Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Vampires” Atmosphere God Loves Ugly
“Staring At The Sun” TV On The Radio Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes
“Heat From the Day” Blood On the Wall Awesomer
“Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But…” Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not
“2 Cups Of Blood” Gravediggaz 6 Feet Deep
Blood Free (Live)” Gang Of Four Entertainment!
“You Are The Blood” Castanets Cathedral


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Father Guido Sarducci IV

Father Guido Sarducci IV is master of the Snobcast, Olympic parasailer, and uber-model.

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One Comment on "Snobcast: For Fans Of Vampires"

  1. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook January 5, 2009 at 9:18 am · Reply

    This is one of my favorite snobcasts. ever.

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