The Case for Prometheus

Written by  //  June 28, 2012  //  Cinematical, The Theatre  //  2 Comments

After Receiving Less than Stellar Reviews, Max Phineas Breaks his Silence

 

Max: Francoise and Geronimo! I’ve finally seen it!

Francoise: Seen what?

Max: Prometheus.

Francois: So how was it master? Was it as bad as Reginald and Miss Priscilla said?

Geronimo: Yeah was it a piece of shit?

Max: Language, Geronimo! And no Francois, it wasn’t. As a matter of fact, it was an absolutely fantastic film.

Francois: Well that’s good to hear. Tell us about it then, Young Master.

Max: Well I don’t wanna drag out the whole shpiel about the story since that’s already been covered, so I’ll just plow on straight to my review. Unlike Reginald and the lovely Miss Priscilla, I found the characters of the film interesting and fun to watch. Idris Elba (Thor, Luther, Takers) and Michael Fassbender (Shame, X-Men: First Class, A Dangerous Method) do indeed steal the film with their creative performances as Janek, Captain of the Prometheus, and android David (respectively). While they provide great performances, that doesn’t mean that the other stars weren’t as great. I found Noomi Rapace’s (of original Dragon Tattoo film series fame and Sherlock Holmes: A Dangerous Game) performance as Dr. Elizabeth Shaw terrific and haunting at some points as her hopes and dreams are completely crushed – I truly felt for her character. Another knockout was CharlizeTheron (Snow White and the Huntsman, Monster, my personal fave, Young Adult), who was called a cold bitch by Miss Priscilla, but I found her to be an important and multi-level character, especially with Fassbender’s character and her (maybe) father, played by one of Alistair’s fave actors, Guy Pearce.

Geronimo: Man, tell us more!

Max: Sure! So a complaint I noticed was the lack of horror when compared to the movie it’s “prequeling”(?), Alien. I was born after the movie came out and when I saw it, I thought it was great but I don’t see why everybody’s so butt hurt about it not being similar. It seems to me Scott wasn’t trying to recapture the feeling of Alien but was trying something completely different, and I thought it worked. I loved the feeling of wonder and magic that sci-fi is supposed to bring. All of the new technology and the characters discovering what was happening on the planet was a fun experience and when it needed to be terrifying, it was (at least for me). I loved the scene with the black liquid and all of the creatures – and the surgery scene was totally gruesome.

I also never found the Christian or creationist overtones over-bearing but spread out evenly enough to pique my interest without shoving it down my throat. If there were any faults that I found, it was some character motivations (particularly involving David and alcohol) and if Scott was trying to bridge the movies together, I wish that he made even more references instead of just one at the end (there were plenty of times I wanted something to happen so that I could be like “Oh hey so that’s how that happened in Alien).

Full of jaw-dropping visuals, perplexing characters, and an overarching message about creationism and Catholicism, I think director Ridley Scott has delivered one of the greatest sci-fi epics in the past decade.

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Max Phineas Diego Leroux

Malcolm Lenore, aka Max Phineas Diego Leroux, is Donnybrook's resident Comics and Video Games expert. When not waxing philosophic about the intricacies of Marvel vs. DC, he moonlights as a film and television critic. As Max Phineas, he is the son of an oil tycoon who parades around the streets at night as a superhero with his two teenage houseboys. When too bored to go out and fight crime he spends his days watching cable and looting his parents DVD collection. Follow Malcolm on the Twitter and the Facebook!

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2 Comments on "The Case for Prometheus"

  1. Miss Priscilla June 29, 2012 at 7:28 am · Reply

    Good to see I wasn’t the only one who wanted to exclaim “Oh hey so that’s how that happened in Alien!”
    Good job, Max Phineas. But I still think your beloved Theron was a cold bitch. ;)

  2. Max Phineas Diego Leroux
    Max Phineas Diego Leroux June 29, 2012 at 9:37 am · Reply

    Haha yes indeed she was a bitch, but after coming from Snow White and the Huntsman, I guess I just grew into her playing into those kinds of characters so it didn’t really affect me much. Thanks so much for your appreciation :)

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