The Monolith Special

Written by  //  September 8, 2009  //  Denver's Most Fuckable Rockstars, Sex and Love  //  3 Comments

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD my loves, it’s time for MONOLITH!!!!!!

Be sure to check out Donnybrook’s coverage from last year (here and here), as well as from 2007 (here and here), and know that we will be there again this year, in comfortable (yet stylish) shoes, flashing press and photo passes in your FACES, having tailgate parties in the VIP parking lot (come by and say hi!), and just generally having more fun than you.

In honor of this end-of-summer music festival which has become a ritual for yours truly, I’m doing a two-fer this week, my beloveds, two local artists playing MONOLITH. Be sure to check them out at Red Rocks this weekend.

This week’s Most Fuckable Rockstars are….

Danielle from Danielle Ate The Sandwich and Yonnas from The Pirate Signal!!!!!

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Name: Danielle

Band: Danielle Ate The Sandwich, guitar and mandolin and singer.

Why She’s This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Oh lordy this chick is a nerdy hipster sex kitten. The boys with the button-down plaid shirts and the comic book collections are CRAZY for her. My nerdy-hipster friend Chris put it best: “Oh my god she has the voice of an angel. And she knows how to make fun of herself.”

Probable Lovemaking Style: Nerd-sex. Don’t knock it, jocks, nerd-sex is the hottest thing out there. Imagine sexy librarian glasses paired with a deep intellectual kama-sutra-like knowledge of doin’ the nasty that can only come from being smart enough to read up on the subject.

Where to find her: Danielle Ate The Sandwich will play the MONOLITH festival on Saturday at 3pm at the madeloud.com stage. www.monolithfestival.com

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Name: Yonnas

Band: MC, The Pirate Signal

Why He’s This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Yonnas is an intellectual rapper, using his background and family’s refugee story as a basis for hard-hitting, angry, difficult lyrics and strong beats. If you want to hear some Black-Eyed Peas style “tonight-is-gonna-be-super-fly-and-fun” shit, DO NOT listen to The Pirate Signal.
Also, Pirate Signal’s influences, according to their myspace page, are “Sex, Violence, and Radiohead.” How hot is that?!

Probable Lovemaking Style: Their sound is like “that point when you’re having sex and your face goes numb and your heart feels like it’s going to burst out of your chest.” (Ed. Note: Well said, Pirate Signal! That sounds like something that Ivyy Goldberg herself could have written!) So, I guess doin’ it with Yonnas might involve a bit of facial numbness. Consult a medical professional if numbness persists after your heart bursts out of your chest, as this may be a symptom of a more serious condition.

Possible Drawbacks: Besides your chest bursting and whatnot? Well, nothing.

Where to find him: The Pirate Signal plays the MONOLITH festival, Sunday at 2:20 PM at the Radius Earphones Stage.  www.monolithfestival.com

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About the Author

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq.

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.

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3 Comments on "The Monolith Special"

  1. Dainon September 14, 2009 at 10:39 pm · Reply

    Where can I pick up some of that sweet sandwich muzak?

  2. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook September 15, 2009 at 9:25 am · Reply

    That’s a great question, Dainon–I know she recorded her latest at my place of work, downstairs at W.A.R.? Studio. Looks like they have a song up: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=391356436

    Or it looks like you can download from her site at the bottom: http://danielleatethesandwich.com/
    Or Danielle, feel free to jump in, unless you would rather slap us for calling you fuckable!

  3. Action Packed Thrill Lucas September 15, 2009 at 10:48 am · Reply

    Sounds like you’re trying to bait Danielle into your sick S&M fantasies. I’m going to go ahead and stay posted!

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