The Most Intense Shower Ever Playlist

Shower scenes in the movies and commercials are just so much more intense than in real life. Whenever something horrible happens to a character, say they just had to murder their best friend, they show a heart-wrenching shower scene that cleanses the soul and makes everything okay. I see these scenes and think to myself, why are my showers so everyday? I’m not getting that ridiculously-clean satisfaction, nor am I getting the emotional catharsis.

For one thing, I’ve never sat in the shower, hugging my knees to my chest and crying while hot water runs down my face. Why not me? I guess I just never think to jump in the shower when horrible shit happens.

Take the Walking Dead season one finale, for example. Remember when they had running water for the first time in like YEARS, and the guy was like, “Don’t waste the hot water!” and then they showed EVERYONE  insulting his hospitality by swigging entire bottles of wine in the shower and standing there letting the hot water splooge them in the face? I would like to attain this level of shower intensity without having to forgo years of showers.

If listened to while showering, this playlist will make you feel like you’ve reached a higher plane of bathing. Cleanliness is godliness. It’s not just for cleansing your physical body, but your emotional one too. Like you’ve just been gang-banged by a group of vampires but it’s all okay now, because you just had the most amazing shower of your life. This playlist works well with sobbing, rocking back and forth, and basically doing anything in the shower besides actually washing yourself.

Please try this out and report back on your level of shower intensity. I’m not saying all these songs are GOOD, but I listened to it while showering, and it nearly cured my mild hangover.

Thanks to honorary Donnybrookite Chris for once again supplying some great tracks.

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Playlist:

Massive Attack, “Teardrop”
Glasser, “Home”
Goldfrapp, “Utopia”
Foals, “Spanish Saraha”
Washed Out, “Feel It All Around”
Brian Eno, “Deep Blue Day”
Orbital, “Halcyon and On and On”

And lastly, it wouldn’t be a shower-related blog without the best guy in the world: