The White Boy Afro
Some claim to play pop music from the ’60s or rock music from the ’70s. Some may even accomplish this act in a semi-successful pastiche.
But certain blessed individuals are truly transplanted from these much cooler time periods, be it through some psychedelic space travel or trippy sitar-accompanied reincarnation unfolding before our eyes; and it’s as if their cooler, vintage inner beings can’t help but escape in an explosion of curly tendrils, coming together in an expansive, globe-shaped reminder of said better times. They will never be as cool as their African brothers and sisters who sported the fro; but they will be cooler than all the other white folks.
To you, dear White Boy Afro! We eagerly look to your locks for inspiration.