This is the Greatest Hotel of All Time

Written by  //  April 27, 2011  //  Donnybrook Manor  //  2 Comments

Father Guido and Angora Holly Polo, recently engaged, are starting their new lives together by creating a non-profit musician’s hostel called Donnybrook Manor: a sanctuary for road-weary musicians and a palace for starving artists. Here they will share with you their research, dreams, and doodles of what they hope Donnybrook Manor will be.

One of our bands at the label is touring Europe, and the promoter recommended THIS GEM OF EXISTENCE as a cool place for them to stay.

The Kogge Rock’n'Roll Hotel in Hamburg promises “You’ll never sleep alone.” Make sure to scroll through the themed rooms, such as “sleeping under the bridge on acids,” “snoring with Henry Rollins,” “wet dreams in the underwater disco,” and awesomely strange descriptions like “wild fantasies in well-ordered circumstances,” ”virgins await their princes in a white Volkswagen Golf,” and “Lie down, get married!” Perhaps something is getting lost in Google translation here, and we are the happier for it.

Needless to say, this is exactly what we hope Donnybrook Manor to be someday. Seriously! Thanks to Miles and the German promoter for the hot tip!


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Angora Holly Polo

Angora Holly Polo is the Czar of Donnybrook Manor, moderator of leisure, purveyor of intrigue. You may email her offerings of gold at

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2 Comments on "This is the Greatest Hotel of All Time"

  1. Professor Honeydew April 28, 2011 at 12:11 am · Reply

    I bet the “snoring with Henry Rollins” room books up way in advance.

  2. Team Donnybrook
    Team Donnybrook April 28, 2011 at 2:09 pm · Reply

    I personally have always wanted to have a wet dream in an underwater disco.

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