Tyler from Lipgloss

Written by  //  February 24, 2009  //  Denver's Most Fuckable Rockstars  //  9 Comments

Hey! Have y’all been to the internationally famous DJ night called Lipgloss? If you have, you’ve noticed a few things. First, Hipsters really can’t dance, but damned if they don’t try. Second, those hot Djs are spinning some really hot music up there in that there DJ booth. And here’s the thing- one of those hot Djs is totally nice and funny and self-deprecating, and also he’s on THE RADIO!!! So he’s totally famous.

This week’s pick- DJ Tyler “Danger” Jacobson!!!

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Name: Tyler

Band: DJ, the ones and twos.

Status: Married

Why he’s this week’s most Fuckable Rockstar: To be totally honest, Yours Truly has had a little DMF crush on Tyler for quite a while now. I just haven’t gotten around to featuring Tyler “Danger” Jacobson because, well, because I’m terribly lazy, my Loved Ones. But you probably knew that already.
Oh, and also, his middle name is “Danger”. C’mon, that’s FUNNY.
Oh, and also, he runs an internationally famous DJ night. Internationally famous DJ nights are totally in right now.

Probable Lovemaking Style: Djs have to work 2 turntable simultaneously, so Tyler’s probably quite dexterous, AMIRIGHT?!?!?!

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Where to find him: Tyler Djs at Internationally Famous Lipgloss on Friday nights at La Rumba nightclub. He also does a Saturday evening show at the new Indie 101.5. So you can drive to the studio and stalk him there- or you can just listen to 101.5 and fantasize about his hotness while you listen to the cool-ass music he puts on.

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Ivyy Goldberg, Esq.

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.

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9 Comments on "Tyler from Lipgloss"

  1. ric February 25, 2009 at 2:48 am · Reply

    This is the most wankass article i’ve come across in a while. How old are? 12 years old?

    You waste of space…

  2. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook February 25, 2009 at 9:19 am · Reply

    Ric was another person who was looking for porn. I know, Ric…it can be a real emotional rollercoaster to find out this is a normal blog, but if you want you can still jerk off to Tyler Jacobson. I’m sure he would be flattered.

  3. elizabeth February 25, 2009 at 2:39 pm · Reply

    tyler is so amazing-even when he was just a young lad. i hope ric doesn’t hurt his hand.

  4. Guido Sarducci IV February 25, 2009 at 9:11 pm · Reply

    Wankass?
    Using words like that makes me question ric’s age.

  5. boyhollow aka Michael Trundle February 27, 2009 at 2:09 pm · Reply

    Damn, I’ve been jerking it to TDJ since 1991. I thought I had him all to myself in the revered Halls of Masturbatory Delights.

    And hey, wtf?!? Being better than all you peasants doesn’t get me the DMF honor? I really begin to doubt the veracity of this virtual rag you thrust upon the internet. Watch lest you go the way of the dodo, The Rocky Mountain News, and former VP Cheney’s alleged humanity!

  6. Tyler Jacobson February 27, 2009 at 5:42 pm · Reply

    Dammit Trundle – Finally we get some press that doesn’t make us out to be life partners and you’ve gotta go say something like that….

  7. Angora February 27, 2009 at 5:46 pm · Reply

    Don’t worry, we’ll fix that correction immediately and make sure it reads that you guys are totally gay sexy life partners. Hey! Maybe sleeping with Denver’s Most Fuckable will land you in Denver’s Most Fuckable, M.T!

  8. Kevin March 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm · Reply

    maybe some day he will reach interplanetary fame like Steve Aoki, instead of just international.

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