Today on Vengeful Videorama: shitty shitty rap! White vans. Hoop earrings. What more could you want?
DJ Kahled feat. Luda, Young Jeezy, Big Boi, Busta, Fat Joe, and others -"I’m So Hood Remix"- Just when you thought it couldn’t get more "hood"… oh boi does it ever… Just leave it to the good rappers (Big Boi, Busta, Fat Joe, and Luda) to outdo the bad rappers on their own track, then create a ghetto version of the original video, in video game style. I must admit, the better rappers make this over-dramatic ghetto statement worth listening to, otherwise I wouldn’t be doing this to you, my dear readers. There’s still lots of shiny big chains, chickies in slutty outfits, hoop earrings, and hey, lame rappers too, in case you’re not sick of the genre, but at least its not as much as in the OG version.
Birdman feat. Fat Joe, DJ Kahled, Lil Way, Young Jeezy, Cool and Dre and if you think thats a lot of shitty rap music, they only represent a few of the masses of ritty shap artists out there… oh, and the song is called, "100 Million" – Ok, this one starts out with helicopters and fan boats on "operation swampy back-woods." They haul in huge bags of money, and take it to their video hoes to start counting. Meanwhile, the rappers stand in front of expensive red cars and spew nonsense in rhyming form. The ghetto counting operation, where I assume it’s Young Jeezy who has covered every square inch of his bedroom in stacks of bills, gets surrounded by the cops. The rappers send out their conspicuous white van, which then explodes and sends money flying everywhere. Of course we see hoodrats stuffing bills into their bras and running away, and thats pretty much it. I gotta wonder what it’s like to be one of the actors playing the police officers in the video. Are they proud to be a part of this production??? "Yeah, man, I was in the Birdman video, heh heh.. did you see that one? I was the cop, yeah, on the left side… lookin’ real serious like…"