Vengeful Videorama

Written by  //  January 8, 2008  //  Cinematical, The Conservatory  //  1 Comment

Today on Vengeful Videorama- Soft-Core Porn!!! Yay!!! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/qSS_DY_z-Dc" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]“Sensual Seduction”- Snoop- and I thought that Regina Belle was hillarious. What the fuck happened to Snoop? There is nothing gangsta about this video, except for his lyrics, which are so blatantly casual, all I can think is ewwwww. Not that I don’t appreciate sexy songs, but this isn’t sexy and sounds rather soft-core porn-ey. Snoop the SoftCorePorn Dog, yeah… Thats about as clever as… fuck it, its bizzare… this whole song/video is totally bizzare… He must have been led into this by Pharrell… at sixth glance, it’s quite wonderful.[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/6fVIStI-wdQ" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]“One Word”- Elliott Yamin- this guy is actually pretty cool. He’s following this angelic model all around the city, and his “one word” he uses to describe his affection for her is “amazing.” Fuck right, she’s amazing, she looks like she dropped right out of some huge video audition… He sort of proves that you don’t have to be beautiful to make it in music… he’s attractive, but not hollywood gorgeous. Oh yeah, he made it because of American Idol, which explains everything… well, good for him. Then I noticed that when she’s in the red dress you can see her nipples. You see, that’s amazing. I bet your watching now, boys…

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Lady Zuzanna is the author of Vengeful Videorama, as well as an African safari guide and music video B-girl from London.

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One Comment on "Vengeful Videorama"

  1. Toastface Killa January 9, 2008 at 4:45 pm · Reply

    First!

    jk omg lol

    Around 3:27, at YouTube scale, it seriously looks like she’s tugging his schlong for like ten seconds. Amazing.

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