Vengeful Videorama

Written by  //  January 9, 2008  //  Cinematical, The Conservatory  //  3 Comments

Today on Vengeful Videorama- Is/Was Keshia Cole a man??? [kml_flashembed movie="" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]Radiohead- “Weird Fishes/Arpeggi”- Check out the new spacey sound of Radiohead! I like listening without seeing them in the studio. Watching a band play a song is for concerts! Is that all this video is??? Yawn… They’re a great band, but I need some entertainment here… its a video, i.e. be creative! With as creative as they are with their sound, I’m suprised that they aren’t more creative with moving pictures. Mommy, I want to see the weird fishes! This is what happens when you give your album away for donation… Its a nice thought and all, but no one really paid them shit, did they? They’re not gettin a dollero from me until I see some ACTION, man! [kml_flashembed movie="" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]Keyshia Cole- “I Remember”- Well, she doesn’t remember how to wear a bra. Damn, she’s got some ugly shit on in this video… One day she’s gonna surprise us all that she’s really a man… She actually looks really manly in this video. Wife-beater shirts, tatoos, big shoulders, strong jaw, neck veins, no hips… and she can’t quite hit those high notes. She must remember being a man, and this song must be dedicated to her long lost member. She really does that finger waving thing waayy too well, like the best of the transvestites…. and the hoop earrings don’t look good, they just accent her jawline… Shes a he! He’s a she!!!!! From now on, I’m gonna call her (him/it???) He-shia Cole.

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Lady Zuzanna is the author of Vengeful Videorama, as well as an African safari guide and music video B-girl from London.

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3 Comments on "Vengeful Videorama"

  1. Col. Hector Bravado January 9, 2008 at 9:30 am · Reply

    I love it when the holidays are finally over and your favorite restaurant isn’t closed every other day and things get back into their good rhythm, like Lady Z ripping on stuff all the time. Awesome.

  2. Toastface Killa January 9, 2008 at 4:42 pm · Reply

    It’s her shoulders. She could be a linebacker.

    Or at least a point guard.

  3. Redhandedjill January 9, 2008 at 8:24 pm · Reply

    Don’t forget the gaping Adams apple and the manly lips!

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