Vengeful Videorama

Written by  //  January 31, 2008  //  The Conservatory  //  2 Comments

 [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/m69us_O0M4I" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]Fat Joe feat. J. Holiday- I won’t tell– The whole video is just dumb… A slow motion party complete with champagne bubbly and decked out hoes, and LL Cool Jay, Puffy, and Wyclef all make short appearances.  Fat Joe managed to seduce one of these broads and he’s all concerned about keeping it a secret.  Ha.  If I had any sexual realtions with Fat Joe, I wouldn’t be telling either… Notice how in the bathroom the girls call him the “fat bald guy” ?  Wow.  He’s a decent rapper, and he’s been in the game for quite a while now, but its a stretch to say he “runs New York,” and I think this is the least exciting song he’s ever rapped on, and one of the least exciting videos I’ve ever seen.  The bathroom scene was the best part.[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/HzeZhCt5PVA" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] Ice cube- Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It- Yep, Compton is a dangerous place…  Ice Cube steps up as a martyr for gangsta rap.  First I’m thinking that Ice Cube could do a lot better than this verse… but this is hot, actually… Thank god when he bless the mic, you finally get to hear the shit you like.  Pretty fucking funny but he’s pretty fucking serious, too, and the images (crucial events) are more dramatic as it goes along.  Wow, kind of like life.  Its pretty interesting, and awesome, that he confronts all these current social issues with such a straightforward fuck you involved, because it seems like everything is a fucking cop-out these days, and Ice Cube knows this.  Now he’s telling all the little kids. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/c4RY-eJgHHs" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]An honorable mention for the good ol’ days- Ice Cube- Today Was a Good Day- fuck it, why not?  Its only one of the best rap songs of all time, when Ice Cube had positive shit to rap about. Does anyone else miss the 90s???

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Lady Zuzanna is the author of Vengeful Videorama, as well as an African safari guide and music video B-girl from London.

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2 Comments on "Vengeful Videorama"

  1. Bang Tango'ed February 1, 2008 at 6:38 am · Reply

    Fuck yeah I miss being seven years old. I also miss ecto cooler.

  2. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook February 1, 2008 at 10:14 am · Reply

    hell yes. who doesn’t miss the ’90s. who would have guessed that the turn of the century would have been so terrible.

    These rappers have no creativity when it comes to videos. That Ice Cube one is pretty good, but Fat Joe is a douche. He’s been claiming to run NY since the early 90′s and as with everything hip-hop in the 90′s, he was a lot better back then. For all the creativity that hip-hop has contributed to our society, why can’t they make a good fuckin’ video?

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