[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/IW_4Xp21Jxg" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]Matchbox Twenty- These Hard Times-Oh, life is so fucking hard! And if you don’t think it is, he’s telling you- Say goodbye, these days are gone… God, what a wheenie-whomp song! It sets a bad example for all guys. Just because its cool for men to be strategically metrosexual or sensitive doesn’t mean they can whine around like Rob Thomas all the time, and trust me, that’s what Rob Thomas does. He’s also the poster-boy for the art of constipational vocal delivery. Wow… let me say that again: constipational vocal delivery… in all the applicable ways, I suppose. Not only does it look like he’s got to put forth intensive effort to squeeze out the crap he sings, he actually sings like shit, about shit… I’m so over his shit.
[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/KgFnMjymXI0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] Mariah Carey-Touch My Body- This is some brand spankin’ new shit, comin straight to you from the queen-sheeba, Mariah. And its fucking hillarious. The geek squad, or in this case, “compu-nerd,” comes over to her palacial abode to, you guessed it, fix her computer. Uh, right. The rest of the video consists of the nerdo’s pathetic, but funny, fantasy about romping all around her palace. Or is it her fantasy about fucking the compu-nerd??? I guess we’ll never know, but we will laugh, and that is awesome. Mariah’s finally inciting laughter for all the right reasons, not because she’s a freak stuck in the 90s. Speaking of 90s, what’s with the silver dress and tube socks?!? Do guys think this is hot, or is it just the compu-nerd???