We Want One of These In Donnybrook Manor:

Donnybrook Manor is a mythical place of intrigue, with secret rooms all up in the hizzy.  They say “cellar door” is the most pleasing expression in the English language; so it’s only fitting that the Donnybrook Writing Academy, a beacon for the beautification of the English language, should have a cellar door that is just as pleasing on the eye.

The other day Father Guido stumbled across the most glorious wine cellar ever, “hidden” in the kitchen floor. I say “hidden” because it actually has a glass door. It’s like, “What’s up? I’m a secret wine cellar, only I’m so cool that I want to show you everything.” Kind of like how Donnybrook is a “secret” society.

HOW MOTHERFUCKING COOL IS THIS???