Esteemed contemporaries and unworthy urchins, it is with great humility and pleasure that we welcome you to the Donnybrook Writing Academy. It is our most sincere hope that you explore the pages contained herein to attain a robust understanding of the aims and achievements of this storied institution.
Our staff and students are world renowned for their incisive wit, keen critical faculties, copious physical charms, and impeccable taste in all things important. Among the various Donnybrook alumni–Donnybrookites, as they are affectionately regarded–you will find Pulitzer prize winning journalists, Nobel laureates, professors emeritus, and nearly all other honorifics and superlatives one might reasonably conceive.
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With most sincere regards,
Angora Holly Pollo
Czar and Governess
The Donnybrook Writing Academy