Donnybrook FAQs


Is Donnybrook Writing Academy and Donnybrook Manor the same thing?

No. DWA is a prestigious institution formed for the advancement of society. Our students produce world changing essays and politic shifting compositions. This website is where those articles are reproduced. On the other hand, the Donnybrook Manor is a place filled with debauchery, decadence, indulgence and excessiveness. Many who come never leave.

Is The Donnybrook Writing Academy free?

No. Each time you visit this site you must send us $1500 (plus an additional $300 each time you comment). Please send your dues to 4337 E. 209th Avenue, Denver, CO 80122.

What academic degrees does Donnybrook Writing Academy offer?

We have many different degrees to offer including:

  • B.S. in B.S.
  • A.S.S. in Anal Sex

  • You can also receive certificates in the following field: Snobbery; Hand Jobs; Leisure Studies; International Lesbian Affairs; Hipster Hunting; Listology, Human Body as Art; Head Game Psychology; Bartending 101; Unusual Culinary Acts; Erotic Photography; Girl Talk; Films for People Who Read Books; The Art of Vengeance; Political Fucketry; and History of the Elitist.

    If I do not have an official Donnybrook Writing Academy embroidered blazer and kerchief may I still read this blog?

    No. You must pay your dues to receive your official Donnybrook Writing Academy uniform. Then you will be allowed to read our articles.

    Why is Donnybrook referred to as 'A society for cultural advancement?'

    It’s true, we could just buy ourselves an island and ignore the rest of this pitiful world. However, as much as it might not seem like it at times, we do really care for the peasants. Like a good 12th Century monarch, we invest in the advancement of society because we know it will keep us in power easier than if we were to hoard all this knowledge, which would undoubtedly incite an uprising.