Why Michelle Should Rule the World

I really look up to Rep. Michele Bachmann.  She is a tax attorney, a submissive wife, and best of all a Republican!  Yep, she pretty much encompasses everything that I have ever dreamed of being; or…not.

Michele Bachmann is one of the many Republican Party candidates who are vying for the party’s nomination in the 2012 Presidential race.  The difference between Bachmann and the others? She is the only woman, and a frontrunner.

Now you may be thinking “Is this a Sarah Palin ‘Ruined the old man’s chances from the get go during the 2008 running’ repeat woman?”  Let me be the first to remind you that: She’s a tax attorney, a migraine sufferer, a Christ worshipper.  How could she, of all people, ruin anything?  Except maybe, you know the entire world.

Which brings me to my next point: Michele (by the way, Michelle, was the most annoying character in the hit 90’s series “Full House”) is now the most annoying runner in the hit series “Which Republican Will they Choose to get their Ass Kicked against Obama [again] in 2012?”.

Maybe we should all just forget about Michelle from Full House, and Michele Bachmann, and focus on the one Michelle who can actually rule the world: Michelle Obama.  She supports Barack along with their two children.  She’s brilliant, classy, and maybe, she should have the democratic nomination instead of Barack.  Maybe it should be Democratic Michelle Obama against Republican Michele Bachmann?

I would love to see that race.  In any case, Michele Bachmann, do not ruin it for the rest of us, and don’t pull a Palin.