World’s Largest Ukelele Lesson with Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstar

Written by Father Guido Sarducci IV // September 24, 2010 // Donnyblurbs // No comments

Grab your uke and join Ukulele Loki, Chris McGarry, and the folks of Swallow Hill Music this Saturday, September 25th for The World’s Largest Ukulele Lesson (attempt)

1:00 pm at Ruby Hill Park

(1501 W. Jewell Avenue, Denver, CO 80223)

Some ukuleles will be provided courtesy of Swallow Hill Music, but if you have your own uke, please come show it off! (Help us beat the current record of 851 strumming ukes.) It’s also the 10th anniversary celebration of Denver Urban Gardens, so bring a picnic and stay for the day.

SCHEDULE
11: am Groundbreaking w/ Mayor Hickenlooper
12:00 pm Chef’s Competition
1:00pm World’s Largest Uke Lesson
1:45 Mono Verde
2:45 Justin Roberts
4:00 Lucy Kaplansky
5:00 Patty Larkin

All Ages
FREE

Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstar

Lizzie from Ukulele Loki’s Gadabout Orchestra
(by Ivy Goldberg Esq, 09/14/10)

WARNING: This week’s Denver’s Most F***able Rockstar looks young. Like, it’s-a-felony-to-even-type-this young. But don’t worry, we’ve been assured by her handlers that she is of the age to be flattered instead of creeped out by Donnybrook’s, ahem, affections.

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